Today' Inquirer (in the hard copy) had this headline "LAWYER SAYS MARIANO NEEDS TO WEIGH OPTIONS" over an article about the soon to be imprisoned and disgraced city councilman, Ricky Mariano.
I figured the headline referred to the difficult decision Mariano must make when he gets to his prison cell ....."will he be the wife or the husband during his time in prison ?" Update- the online edition changed the headline. Read the article if you like. Here is the link.