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Monday, November 09, 2009

The FBI's Top Ten Most Wanted List...........

.............as revised yesterday by President Obama. WARNING - if you see any of these hardened criminals, be very careful, they may give you a piece of their mind!
  1. Tea Party protesters
  2. CIA agents
  3. Surgeons - especially the greedy ones who remove tonsils or saw off legs
  4. Insurance companies - are there any out there who don't need Nancy Pelosi to keep them honest?
  5. Policemen - especially the ones in college towns where there is very little crime
  6. Seniors who express concern about Medicare cuts.
  7. All Energy companies unless they are GREEN ENERGY AND FINANCIALLY VIABLE ONLY BECAUSE THEY GET GINORMOUS GOVT SUBSIDIES.
  8. Banks
  9. Wall Street
  10. People who believe Obama was awake during Rev. Wright's sermons.

2 comments:

Trooper York said...

Wait a minute. I think the Philly Phantic has to make the list.

Trooper York said...

Or maybe Cole Hamels. No?