Dhani - Don't Let The Dhoor Hit You In Dhass

Eagles finally cut Dhani Jones, the poor performing linebacker, who wore bow ties. I borrowed the title from a comment I saw on Philly.com
Good one huh?

Byron Leftwich Has Small Feet

Now this is a funny story I heard. Yesterday, I was listening to the local sports talk radio show. The hosts were yakking about that day's NFL draft and quarterbacks in particular. One of the hosts was Hugh Douglas who played for the Eagles, Jets and the Jacksonville Jaquars.

Anyway, he started talking about the Jaguars who were rumored to be looking to add a quarterback. He criticized the team, felt they were abandoning the current quarterback, Byron Leftwich, and said the team knew Leftwich had "balance problems" when they drafted Leftwich 3-4 years ago.

Douglas blamed the balance problems on the fact that Leftwich had small feet!! Leftwich wears size nine shoes even though he is 6'5" and weighs 242 pounds. You can view Leftwich's stats at the link below and just so you know, Douglas was very serious - he was not kidding around. Shoot, I never knew that small feet caused balance problems.

http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/396167

We Said Goodbye To A Colleague By Putting Her Nicknames On A Cake

The Bride & Groom Eat Their Cake

My God-daughter's wedding on 3/30/07.

Bubba All Growed Up

Stephanie, sophmore at Fordham (pre-med) at her sister's wedding. Her nickname forever has been Bubba.

And We Spell Good Too

In the Mail

Just ordered this book about Pistol Pete Maravich. It has gotten very good reviews.

Do The Right Thing Eagles

The Eagles had Jerome Kearse modeling a fugly team jersey from 75 years ago. They plan to commemorate the team's 75th anniversary and hope (I suspect) to make some money selling the ugly jerseys. I'd like to see them donate the money to the city to hire a few more cops. Think they would agree to do that?

Brian Westbrook & His Payroll Bonanza

The Philadelphia Eagles mistakenly paid Westbrook's $3 Million bonus twice!! That just goes to show how much frigging money an NFL team makes.... that it could make a $3 Million payroll mistake and not even notice it for several months!!

Imus is a fossil

Imus is a fossil. Shoot he even looks like a mummy. His radio show should have been cancelled years ago. His show sucks, his sidekicks have zero talent and his guests are all phony bigshots peddling their new books. So they come on his show and kiss his ass. They include regulars such as Tim Russert, Andrea Mitchell Chris Matthews, and a couple well-known historians (i.e Michael Beschler).

Imus, a former drunk and drug abuser, fancies himself an intellectual. He is a decrepit punk and as I already said, his show sucks. If his employer were smart, he will use this latest incident where Imus slandered the Rutgers women/s basketball team, and shitcan Imus.

Watch Your Ass This Easter

Kinda look forward to these seasonal jokes circulated via email.

Hillary Clinton Rules

I only said that so she won't eat me.