The Indians slaughtered the Yankee dogs the other night. And they did it after sneaking into the Yankee's own compound. The Yankee women, children and old men watched helplessly as the Indians methodically annihilated the Yankees. There is no word yet if Trooper York, the great great great illegitimate grandson of General Custer, survived the bloodshed.
There is an unconfirmed rumor York may have survived but then drank himself to death as he was so despondent and embarrassed at the poor Yankee performance.